1 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,430 Okay. 2 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,340 My first choice is still a week in the Caribbean. 3 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,080 Hello? 4 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,660 Honey? 5 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:25,740 Jeff? 6 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,480 I thought we could do something wild this year. 7 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,660 Maybe go on an African safari. 8 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,220 You in the jungle? Have you lost your mind? 9 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:35,700 Come on, Susan. 10 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:39,360 It's the kind of adventure that might make us appreciate our lives more. 11 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,760 I appreciate what we have. 12 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,080 It's the snakes and bugs I can do without. 13 00:03:45,930 --> 00:03:51,390 I want to go somewhere where I can be massaged, get a pedicure, sip 14 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:54,830 not worry about being eaten by a wild boar. 15 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:57,390 Or we could climb a mountain in the Himalayas. 16 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:59,790 Think of the sense of accomplishment we'd have. 17 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,670 And the broken bones that we'd have. 18 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:06,170 Okay. How about riding the Wild Rapids in Colorado? 19 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,170 You ride the Wild Rapids. 20 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:10,770 I'm going to take a soothing bubble bath. 21 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,330 Don't forget about that dinner party we had tonight. 22 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,890 No problem. 23 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,630 I love you. 24 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:58,990 Have fun at work. 25 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,450 I always do. 26 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:02,290 Tell me if you get a promotion. 27 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,590 Do you know something I don't? 28 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,120 How are you doing today, Jeff? 29 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160 Good. What's up? 30 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:34,520 Well, I'm afraid I have some bad news. 31 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,540 Don't tell me you're transferring me to Atlanta. 32 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:38,880 Cam, I thought Don was going there. 33 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,420 He is. 34 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,560 Thank God. 35 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,120 Oh, no. 36 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:45,880 I'm moving offices again, aren't I? 37 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,920 Son of a gun. 38 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:50,120 Jeff, you're not moving offices. 39 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,240 We're letting you go. 40 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,760 Look, I know this is short notice, but... 41 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,760 You have an hour to vacate the building. 42 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,180 An hour? 43 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,080 Look, don't take this personal. 44 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,320 Don't take it personally? 45 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,440 Okay, fire someone else and I won't. 46 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:10,320 I think you'll find the severance extremely generous. 47 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,780 Must be some mistake. 48 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 There isn't. 49 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,480 Good luck. 50 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,060 I'll walk you to your car, Mr. Knott. 51 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,650 Did I tell you where Jeff and I are going for our anniversary? 52 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:48,050 Did I tell you I'm surprised you're still together? 53 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:53,050 I want to rent a boat in the Caribbean for just the two of us. 54 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,010 You're finally learning to live in a sail. 55 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,290 It's not easy on one's salary, you know. 56 00:07:00,370 --> 00:07:02,410 Well, Jeff's bonus will pay for the trip. 57 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:07,330 And if he gets that promotion, he'll be in the executive suite in no time. 58 00:07:07,670 --> 00:07:09,050 Yeah, he's cute. 59 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:14,240 Just remember, behind every wealthy man is a lady with a credit card. Trust me. 60 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:19,380 Jeff, what a nice surprise. 61 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,740 Is everything all right? 62 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,680 They let me go today. 63 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,540 Hi, Kathy. Hi, Jeff. 64 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,200 Jeff, that's not funny. 65 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,720 Believe me, I wasn't laughing when they told me. 66 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,540 Tell me he's kidding. 67 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,740 He's doing a damn good job if he is. 68 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:38,890 This isn't happening. 69 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:41,670 Anybody want a drink? 70 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,450 She's taking it worse than you are. 71 00:07:52,010 --> 00:07:53,350 I'm trying not to panic. 72 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:57,010 Besides, the suicide hotline is open 24 hours. 73 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,750 Well, you know what? 74 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:02,650 My cousin jumped off a building once, but he landed on a Buick. And he ended 75 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,990 with a hernia and a split personality. 76 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,110 There's plenty of jobs out there. 77 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:08,190 Rachel's husband's been looking for a year. 78 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,050 If you're trying to cheer me up, you're doing a damn good job. 79 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:14,970 I'm sure you'll be fine as long as your wife doesn't have a nervous breakdown. 80 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:19,110 Sorry about that. 81 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:25,170 Well, I think I better go. I'll see you both tonight at that soiree. 82 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:27,150 I don't feel like going. 83 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:28,610 Come on, Susan. 84 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,590 It'll be good for us to get out and mingle. 85 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:32,669 I'm not in the mood. 86 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:36,090 Besides, what's the first thing people ask you at those parties? 87 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:38,710 Hi, what do you do? 88 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:40,870 What are you going to tell them, Jeffrey? 89 00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:43,370 I'm an unemployed bum with high overhead? 90 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,130 I won't be unemployed that long. 91 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:47,870 Besides, I might find a good job lead at the party. 92 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,390 I'm not going in that final. 93 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:52,530 Well, you could escort me if you like, Jeff. 94 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,030 I'll even be willing to pay for the services. 95 00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:56,670 You want to hire Jeff? 96 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:59,130 As an escort? 97 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,950 Well, yeah, he needs a job, doesn't he? 98 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,460 How much are you willing to pay? 99 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,540 How does $20 an hour sound? 100 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,560 Hey, wait a minute. Make it $50 and you've got yourself a deal. 101 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:14,060 Hey, even plumbers make more than that. 102 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,820 Okay, $50 it is. 103 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,960 Does that include pickup time and delivery? 104 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,320 Of course it does. I'm not running a charity organization here. 105 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,820 What are you doing pimping me out like this, Susan? 106 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,580 Hey, it's strictly platonic. No sex. 107 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:28,920 Understand, Kathy? 108 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,280 No. Okay. 109 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,280 I'll see you tonight then, Jeff. You can pick me up around 7 .30. 110 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:49,280 I can't believe you're actually charging a friend of yours something I should be 111 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,360 doing as a favor for free. 112 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:54,340 Until you get another job, the word free isn't in our vocabulary. 113 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,740 Are you attracted to her? 114 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000 I never said that. 115 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,740 But if you're so worried, why don't you just come with us? 116 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,780 If I come, we don't make any money. 117 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,460 And if you have a few drinks and you start getting any ideas about her, just 118 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:13,880 remember, her breath, nose, lips, and who knows what else are all fake. 119 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:16,080 Really? I never would have known. 120 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,000 Somebody ought to give that plastic surgeon an award. 121 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:20,700 What? 122 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,500 I'm kidding. 123 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:24,780 I wish you were kidding about being fired. 124 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,420 Why are you making such a big deal about this, Susan? 125 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:29,720 People get laid off a lot these days. 126 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,890 Especially with all the corporate downsizing going on. 127 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:35,430 Actually, this could be the best thing that ever happened to us. 128 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:36,789 How's that? 129 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:40,110 Well, I'll be able to collect unemployment while I'm looking for my 130 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:44,110 And that, along with my severance, will actually have more income than when I 131 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,110 was still working. 132 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:48,870 Especially if I can find something that pays under the table in the meantime. 133 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,150 And we can still take our trip? 134 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:52,710 You bet. 135 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:53,870 I'll tell you what. 136 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:58,830 I'll check out the market, see what it's like, and if I can't find anything... 137 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,210 Just go ahead and take our trip. 138 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:04,430 It'll actually be better that way because we can stay longer than two 139 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,590 And how are we going to pay for it? 140 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,630 We'll just do what everybody else does. 141 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:09,930 We'll charge it. 142 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,130 Dad, you're a financial genius. 143 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,740 So why don't you call Kathy and tell her you were just kidding? 144 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,520 I can't do that now. 145 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280 Why not? 146 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,480 We made a deal. 147 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,920 You still want me to go? 148 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,920 Honey, you said so yourself. Until you get another job, you need extra income 149 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,920 under the table. 150 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:41,200 And please, don't have too good of a time. 151 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,030 wonderful time. 152 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:04,270 So did I. 153 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,110 Good night. 154 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,690 Do you want to come inside? 155 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,770 I really should get home. 156 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,890 I bet your wife told you these were fake. 157 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,320 Didn't she? 158 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:34,980 Well, she lied. 159 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,580 She lied to you all the time. 160 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,000 Why don't you come and find out for yourself? 161 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560 Come on, Jeff. 162 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,500 You're really making this difficult, Kathy. 163 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,440 But I'm going to have to pass. 164 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,840 Sorry. 165 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,240 We'll be back. I can't hear. 166 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,210 You're in an awfully good mood. 167 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,290 Did she try to seduce you? 168 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,070 Are her breasts really fake? 169 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:12,150 You saw her breasts. What the hell happened last night? 170 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,750 Nothing, but she wanted me. 171 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:15,130 I knew it. 172 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,430 You know, I could make a hell of a lot of money off of you. 173 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 It's over, Susan. 174 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,480 It was a one -time thing. 175 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,680 Now you can take your money and laugh all the way to the bank. 176 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,700 Just tell me one more thing. 177 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,300 Was she begging you? 178 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,220 Like the night you first met me? 179 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:33,940 Not bad, huh? 180 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,680 Welcome. 181 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,160 The name's Lily Burnett. 182 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,639 Jeff Diamond. 183 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,640 How do you do? 184 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,410 That's your resume right here. 185 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,610 I look at resumes all day long. 186 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,930 And I could spot a good one a mile away. 187 00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,530 What are these piles for? 188 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:02,550 Resumes. I have a system I use. 189 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:06,190 This pile here is for those where there's little hope. 190 00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:11,630 And this pile here is no hope unless we get real lucky. 191 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:17,050 And this stack here is for why are we wasting each other's time. 192 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,119 Which pile does mine go in? 193 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,280 Thanks very much for coming in. 194 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,180 Next. 195 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:38,100 Not only are there no jobs out there, I can't even get an employment agency to 196 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,100 send me out on interviews. 197 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:42,340 Maybe we should just take that vacation and deal with this later. 198 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160 Hello? 199 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,360 Oh, hi, Kathy. 200 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,720 No, we're doing fine. 201 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,500 You want to go out with Jeff again? 202 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,440 When? 203 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,280 Well, now that you know how wonderful he is, it's going to cost you. 204 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,320 Make me an offer. 205 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:04,800 You're insulting me. 206 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,400 What do you think you're doing? 207 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,820 Look, I smell an opportunity here to make a little extra pocket money for our 208 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,340 vacation. Bear with me. 209 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,050 Hello? 210 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:27,250 A hundred bucks an hour is more like it. He'll be there at eight. And the meter 211 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,650 starts running the moment he walks out of our house. 212 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,790 I'm not doing this. 213 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:35,610 Come on, baby. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. 214 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,450 But she wants to have sex with me. 215 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,190 And you're very well equipped for the job. 216 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:44,990 But she's your friend. 217 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,950 Better with one of my friends than a perfect stranger. 218 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,560 What is our life coming to? 219 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,560 You're not the woman I married. 220 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,900 And the man I married had a job. 221 00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,420 Look, if you can look me in the eye and tell me that you never fantasized about 222 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,800 having sex with Kathy, then I'll call her back right now and call the whole 223 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,499 thing off. 224 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,500 Can you do that? 225 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:07,940 That's what I thought. 226 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,560 Wait a minute! 227 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,560 It's normal to have fantasies about other women. 228 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,460 Especially ones that look like Kathy, but... 229 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,560 I didn't mean that the way it sounded. 230 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,780 Yes, you did. 231 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:25,560 Look, I'm giving you the opportunity to make that fantasy come true. 232 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,640 Just get her to the point to where she's about to burst. 233 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,840 Don't give in until you call me. I'm going to make her pay through the nose. 234 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,840 Uh, Kathy? 235 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,180 Come on in. The door's open. 236 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,380 I thought we were going out. 237 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,920 Change of plan. 238 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,760 I hope you don't mind. 239 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,510 I can't do this. 240 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:26,730 Oh, tell me you haven't thought about this before. 241 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,670 When we were at the beach last summer, you couldn't keep your eyes off me. 242 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:35,470 And I'll bet you went home and thought about me while you made love to Susan. 243 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,790 Huh? 244 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:41,430 Okay. I fantasize about you all the time. 245 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,170 Even though your wife says you're no great shake from bed. 246 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,010 She said what? 247 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,050 Tells all the girls that. 248 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080 But what does she know? 249 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,620 Maybe you just haven't been the right woman. 250 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100 She told you that. 251 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,500 Relax. 252 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,380 You wouldn't be here if I believed her. 253 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,740 Kathy, I'm a married man. 254 00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:08,620 Susan knows you're here. 255 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,400 Let's give her a call, shall we? 256 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:25,179 Hi, it's me. 257 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,500 Is he ready to put her money where her mouth is? 258 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,100 Ready to burst as we speak. 259 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,560 Put her on. 260 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,980 She wants to have a word with you. 261 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,120 Hi, Susan. 262 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,720 How's business? 263 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:40,960 Getting better. 264 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,780 Now, I know you want to have sex with Jeff. 265 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,020 Say, how much are you willing to pay for the privilege? 266 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:52,240 500. That on top of the hourly fee, and you've got yourself a deal. 267 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,550 Now, here are the ground rules. 268 00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:01,110 One time, then you send him home. 269 00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:02,330 One? 270 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:05,350 Well, it might take us all night. 271 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:08,110 I'll have to add on a 15 % gratuity. 272 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,410 He'll cost you. 273 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:37,650 Morning, darling. 274 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:39,990 Morning. 275 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,390 Isn't this how you'd like to start every day? 276 00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:45,570 I have to go. 277 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,550 You don't have to go. 278 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:52,950 Yes, I do. 279 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:58,570 Well, I wish I met you before, Susan. 280 00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:01,530 I would have been the one you fell in love with. 281 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,250 Well, I guess we'll never know. 282 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,400 A part of me always hoped you'd start having problems. 283 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,420 We're not having problems. 284 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,480 Oh, no? 285 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,520 You just slept with your wife's best friend. 286 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,860 And you loved every minute of it. 287 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,340 And you'd do it again. 288 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,740 No, I don't see no problem here. 289 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,160 I bet you were going to want more money. 290 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,680 Well, I don't think this is going to happen again. 291 00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:36,290 If she asks you how it was, tell her the truth. 292 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,530 I want to know everything. 293 00:26:57,810 --> 00:26:58,810 Did you enjoy it? 294 00:26:59,730 --> 00:27:00,730 What do you think? 295 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,250 I don't know. 296 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,700 My husband was naked with another woman last night. What did that feel like? 297 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,700 Do we have to discuss this right now? 298 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,120 Were you at least thinking of me? 299 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,600 I was thinking how I could possibly let you talk me into doing something like 300 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 that. I did it for us, Jeff. 301 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,840 I thought if we could make some money, we could go on those vacations we've 302 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,840 planning. 303 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,700 Oh, my God. What did she do to you? 304 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,900 I think she was trying to carve her initials. 305 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,320 That went. 306 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,060 I should file a lawsuit against her for damaging the merchandise. 307 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,780 I think I'm going to try my luck at that employment agency one more time. But if 308 00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:46,220 that doesn't work out, I'm booking that vacation. 309 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,220 Good. I could really use one right now. 310 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,930 I don't see anything different than the time when you were in here before. 311 00:28:05,270 --> 00:28:06,990 Well, I thought I'd stop by anyway. 312 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:09,490 You never know when something comes up. 313 00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:13,330 Do you mind if I be brutally frank with you, Mr. Diamond? 314 00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,050 Please. 315 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:20,650 It would take too much effort and work to find you interviews, and I don't have 316 00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:22,330 the time nor the inclination. 317 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,710 There's no jobs for someone like me? 318 00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,650 Come on, that's not true. 319 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:29,370 You're unqualified to do anything. 320 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:31,130 Middle management. 321 00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:32,990 Didn't go to a great college. 322 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,190 Dime a dozen white bread. 323 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:36,790 Need I say more? 324 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:40,530 You could, but I don't particularly want to hear it. 325 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,030 Hi, Allison. 326 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,250 What can I do for you? 327 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:56,670 How about making my Friday night memorable? 328 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,150 What are you talking about? 329 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:01,350 Look, I'll pay 10 % more than Kathy paid. 330 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,070 What? She told you? 331 00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:08,030 The whole world knows. I mean, being friends with Kathy is like advertising 332 00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:08,989 the Times. 333 00:29:08,990 --> 00:29:10,010 I can see that. 334 00:29:10,910 --> 00:29:14,830 You know, we all envy what you had, Susan, and I'm just sorry to hear that 335 00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:15,830 things aren't working out. 336 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:18,770 Actually, they are. So it's Friday, okay? 337 00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:21,830 It is, as of now. 338 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,430 Book it. I have cash. 339 00:29:27,189 --> 00:29:28,710 Did you want him for the whole night? 340 00:29:29,430 --> 00:29:33,030 Is there any other way? I want to wake up in his arms like Kathy described it. 341 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:34,330 I'm sure that you do. 342 00:29:34,790 --> 00:29:36,650 Tell him that he can pick me up at 8. 343 00:29:37,730 --> 00:29:40,650 Dress casual and easy on the cologne. That stuff makes me happy. 344 00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,030 Is there anything else? 345 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:46,030 You should start by making this an office. Maybe get a computer so you can 346 00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:47,690 transfer funds directly from our account. 347 00:29:48,110 --> 00:29:52,230 And the best that this has kept is greed for all that's concerned. 348 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,480 Hello? Hi, Lisa. 349 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,920 Tonight? That's awfully short notice. 350 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,880 Rates are a lot higher if you don't book in advance. 351 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,660 Are you sure this will enable me to transfer money from one bank account 352 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:22,660 another? 353 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,900 All you need is their access codes. 354 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,020 Great. What kind of business are you starting? 355 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,320 Direct marketing. 356 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:36,230 It started off just among friends, but it's taken off like wildfire. Kind of 357 00:30:36,230 --> 00:30:37,730 like a door -to -door thing? 358 00:30:38,050 --> 00:30:39,050 Exactly. 359 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:41,490 And what kind of product are you selling? 360 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,110 Um, plumbing supplies. 361 00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:18,570 And here comes head of production right now. Hi, honey. 362 00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:22,630 This is Steve. He's just installed a computer system to do online banking. 363 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,070 What are you doing spending money on something like this for? 364 00:31:25,490 --> 00:31:26,970 I thought we were going on vacation. 365 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,710 Well, I'm all through here. 366 00:31:29,410 --> 00:31:30,410 I better be going. 367 00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:31,890 Good luck with your new business. 368 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:38,650 What new business? 369 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:41,390 I've started a booking agency. 370 00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:43,550 Booking who? 371 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:44,790 Well, you. 372 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:46,329 For what? 373 00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:48,290 Whatever the customer's little heart desires. 374 00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,850 As a matter of fact, I've booked you for tonight at 8 o 'clock. 375 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,410 Now, come on, Susan. This is getting a little out of hand. 376 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:57,850 Jeff, we've stumbled upon a potential goldmine here. 377 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:02,190 Do you have any idea how many lonely, unsatisfied women there are in this 378 00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:03,790 Susan, I'm not a gigolo. 379 00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:08,190 If we're not going to go lie out on the beach in the Caribbean, then I'm going 380 00:32:08,190 --> 00:32:09,190 to get a real job. 381 00:32:09,330 --> 00:32:13,510 Honey, do you think I like having other women put their hands all over my man? 382 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:15,310 Well, I don't. 383 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:18,170 But in the meantime, this could pave the way to our future. 384 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:19,430 Now go get dressed. 385 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:20,530 You have a date. 386 00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:21,910 With who? 387 00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:23,030 Her name's Lisa. 388 00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:42,930 That felt great. 389 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,500 I haven't gone dancing in months. 390 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,500 Want a drink or something? 391 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,020 Oh, no, I'm fine. 392 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,500 This is so strange. I can't believe it's a date. 393 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,000 What happens next? 394 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,280 Uh, whatever you want to happen. 395 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,720 Oh, my God, what are you doing here? 396 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,040 What is he doing here? 397 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,640 What's going on here? 398 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,540 I don't care what you're paying me. I won't do this. I want you to leave. 399 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:22,460 Okay. No, not you. Look, I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation. 400 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,060 Are you a moron? Can't you understand what's going on here? 401 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,400 Now, if you don't leave, I'm going to call the police. 402 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,260 Look, buddy, maybe you should just take a hike. 403 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,020 This is the reason why we're not together anymore, Greg. Look, having 404 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,220 men in our bedroom was never our problem. 405 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,520 This is not our bedroom anymore. 406 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:39,379 Don't you get that? 407 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,380 I still love you. 408 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,180 He always pulls the stunt. 409 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,780 Do you love her? 410 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,500 He's only here because I paid him. Paid him for what? 411 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,020 Why don't we forget tonight? 412 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,340 I really better go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to hear all about this. 413 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,640 Sit down. 414 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,040 So you get paid for having sex with chicks? 415 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,760 Is that like a union gig or something like that? 416 00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,380 No, 417 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,140 I work for my wife. 418 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,380 You mean your wife knows you do this? Get out of town. 419 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:12,739 Yeah. Well, why? Are you thinking of getting into this line of work? 420 00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:14,179 Yeah, right. 421 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,060 You know what? I'm out of here. 422 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,060 Hey, it was nice meeting you. 423 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:21,139 Hey, take care. All right. 424 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,520 Greg, we can't keep doing this. 425 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,040 Well, at least you don't have to pay me. 426 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,040 Hey, haven't you ever heard of knocking? 427 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:09,040 Why aren't you avoiding my calls? 428 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,300 I've been busy. 429 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,920 Thanks to me, you have a thriving business, but do I hear one word of 430 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:19,100 You want a 10 % discount, you got it. You got some nerve. 431 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,100 Where's lover boy? 432 00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:22,640 Still trying to get a job. 433 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,100 Which would put a quick end to you treating all your friends like faceless 434 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:31,280 customers. You wouldn't understand unless you ran your own business instead 435 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,860 living off the one your father built up. 436 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,080 Well, my father says. 437 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:37,980 The secret to a successful business is building up a base of repeat customers. 438 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,540 I want to see Jeff again. 439 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:43,000 Oh, you liked it that much, did you? 440 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,460 Let's check his schedule. 441 00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:49,400 Oh, great. He's free at the weekend. 442 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:52,800 He must love that number, sure. 443 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,760 We're running a one -time -only weekend special. 444 00:38:56,980 --> 00:39:00,660 You mean you're going to let Jeff set up with someone for an entire weekend? 445 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,500 Have you no shame? 446 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,980 Your bid has to be in by midnight tomorrow. 447 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,060 I don't think I want to do business with you anymore. 448 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,100 Good. I really didn't want to give you the discount. 449 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,600 So what brings you back again? 450 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,740 Isn't this getting to be like beating a dead horse? 451 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,680 Like your sign says, you're the last chance. 452 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,400 Last chance, yes, where people are employable. 453 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,560 Maybe you'd have better luck at the loser's agency. 454 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,180 Is there such an agency? 455 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,800 No, but for your sake, I wish there was. 456 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,640 Good morning. Good morning. Rent my husband, please. 457 00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,460 Hi, Lisa. 458 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,560 Eight o 'clock? 459 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:53,900 No problem. 460 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,640 Oh, gotta go. I have another call. 461 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,440 Good morning. Rent my husband, please. 462 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,100 Oh, hi, Sue. 463 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,760 Nine thirty? 464 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060 I can do that. 465 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:04,880 Gotta go, I have another call. 466 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,020 Good morning, my husband's leaving. 467 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,200 Hi, Vicki. 468 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,160 Well, I can do that. 469 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,220 Oh, bye -bye. 470 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,240 It's going to be such a great day. 471 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:28,760 Let's do it right here. 472 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,440 Are you sure you want to do this? 473 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:32,980 With me. 474 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:36,180 I need to keep you primed and ready so I know that these women are getting their 475 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:37,180 money's worth. 476 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,060 What's wrong? 477 00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,660 Mutual funds. 478 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:46,300 What? We need to figure out how we're going to start investing all of this 479 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:47,300 we're making. 480 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,360 What we need is an investment consultant. 481 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,420 I'm going to start making some phone calls. 482 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,460 What we need is for me to find a job. 483 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,060 Okay. But for right now, we're building our future. And what's the future in it 484 00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:01,718 for me? 485 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:02,578 For us. 486 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:05,700 Higher prices, so we can go on all those vacations we've been planning. 487 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,320 I'm still going to keep looking. 488 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:11,900 Okay. But for right now, you need to get up and get in the shower. For the 489 00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,920 prices I'm charging, you need to be smelling like a rose. 490 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:25,540 Are you Dee Dee? 491 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920 Yes, I am. 492 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,880 My wife sent me? 493 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,680 I know. 494 00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:33,670 Here. What's this? 495 00:41:35,610 --> 00:41:39,250 Put it on and meet me in the back room. 496 00:41:48,330 --> 00:41:51,250 Are you NeNe Rifthouser? Yes. 497 00:41:53,690 --> 00:41:55,570 What seems to be the problem, officer? 498 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,760 You're wanted for having insatiable sexual desires and unspeakable 499 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,660 capable of undermining the moral fabric of this country. 500 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:14,760 Now, either you can come with me downtown or stay here. 501 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:19,360 But either way, as a peace officer, I'm going to have to make the punishment fit 502 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,078 the crime. 503 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,900 Oh, let's stay here. 504 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,880 And you're right. 505 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,740 I've been a very naughty girl. 506 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,600 And I need to be punished to the full extent. Dent of the law. 507 00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:56,370 What you're going to need is a good accountant. 508 00:45:57,830 --> 00:46:01,150 Because what you don't want to do is pay a nickel more in taxes than you have 509 00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:02,150 to. 510 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:05,690 Okay. Can you recommend one? Sure. No problem. Good. 511 00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:10,790 But in the meantime, I'm going to educate you to what the best investments 512 00:46:10,790 --> 00:46:11,790 today. 513 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:13,510 Are you willing to take risks? 514 00:46:14,450 --> 00:46:15,530 You should only know. 515 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:17,470 You can't be afraid of losing it all. 516 00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:20,430 I'm not afraid. I don't particularly want to. 517 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:24,470 Call some of my clients, see if they regret taking chances with me. 518 00:46:24,690 --> 00:46:26,830 I'm sure you're very good at what you do. 519 00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:29,710 And I'm sure you're very good at what you do. 520 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:33,330 Um, exactly what is it that you do? 521 00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:36,430 I'm a booking agent for my husband. 522 00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:39,870 Really? And what does your husband do? 523 00:46:40,610 --> 00:46:42,510 He goes out with my friends. 524 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,410 Like an escort service? 525 00:46:47,110 --> 00:46:48,110 Exactly. 526 00:46:48,670 --> 00:46:49,730 Does he ever... 527 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,820 Become intimate with these women that you know? 528 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,980 Sure. But there's a third charge for that. 529 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,860 Well, I can imagine there would be. 530 00:46:58,420 --> 00:47:02,660 So, in essence, you're a pimp for your husband. 531 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,940 So, what about you? 532 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,040 What's your price? 533 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,718 Excuse me? 534 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,300 Well, you can't let your husband have all the fun now, can we? 535 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,260 Actually, I... We could work out a way. 536 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,920 Where you wouldn't have to pay for my services. 537 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,540 How does that sound? 538 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,440 Exactly what did you have in mind? 539 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,660 Well, are you free tonight? 540 00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:30,960 My husband does have a date. 541 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:32,240 With a woman? 542 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,200 Strange marriage you have. 543 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:37,500 Actually, I'm the happiest I've ever been. 544 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,320 Whatever works. 545 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,180 So, shall I come over at 8 o 'clock? 546 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:45,240 Sure, but only if it's strictly platonic. 547 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,520 Is that understood? 548 00:47:47,070 --> 00:47:48,070 Perfectly. 549 00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,170 All right. Thank you. 550 00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,710 You going somewhere? 551 00:48:03,030 --> 00:48:04,290 Just out with Elaine. 552 00:48:04,670 --> 00:48:05,770 Maybe to the movies. 553 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:09,250 Oh. 554 00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:15,130 What do you know about this woman I'm seeing tonight? 555 00:48:15,970 --> 00:48:18,340 Well, She heard great things about you. 556 00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,380 She called and booked an appointment. 557 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:24,680 And she's paying tough dollars, so you be nice to her. 558 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,260 If I stopped being nice, you'd be out of business. 559 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:29,980 Don't even think about it. 560 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,360 You look beautiful. 561 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,480 That was a nice dinner, Denise. Thank you. 562 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,080 You okay? 563 00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:20,800 This just isn't as easy as I thought it would be. 564 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,000 Actually, it's kind of awkward. 565 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:26,380 Is it something I did? 566 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,260 No, no, it's not you. 567 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,840 You don't understand. 568 00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:34,880 Since my husband left me, I haven't been out with anybody. 569 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,240 I'm sorry. 570 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,980 Well, when I found out what you did... 571 00:49:42,890 --> 00:49:43,930 What have I got to lose? 572 00:50:07,930 --> 00:50:10,350 Let's drink to your future investments. 573 00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:13,270 We drink to take the edge off. 574 00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:15,730 So you're nervous too. 575 00:50:16,390 --> 00:50:17,390 Yeah. 576 00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:20,690 I haven't been with anyone but my husband in a long time. 577 00:50:21,510 --> 00:50:22,510 And where is he? 578 00:50:27,630 --> 00:50:30,930 Susan, you deserve so much more than this. 579 00:50:42,570 --> 00:50:44,670 My dates usually only want one thing from me. 580 00:50:45,290 --> 00:50:46,710 That's starting to wear me out, too. 581 00:50:47,410 --> 00:50:52,430 You know, you don't seem like the type who would do something like this. 582 00:50:53,590 --> 00:50:55,690 Sometimes I feel like my life has gotten away from me. 583 00:50:56,370 --> 00:50:57,370 Really? 584 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:59,650 Well, at first it was weird. 585 00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:03,270 It was like being paid to do something I always fantasized about. 586 00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:06,370 Never thought it would get so out of hand. 587 00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:09,230 Is this out of hand? 588 00:51:09,890 --> 00:51:10,890 No. 589 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,680 Actually, I wish all my dates were like this. 590 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:16,800 I wish my wife and I were like this. 591 00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,300 Seems to be so distant for us now. 592 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,260 I know you mean. 593 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,520 That's how I felt when my husband left me. 594 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,180 I really had a wonderful time. 595 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:41,820 Thank you. 596 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,800 I already paid your wife, but this is a little something extra. 597 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,060 You didn't have to. 598 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:51,560 I, um, maybe we'll do it again sometime soon. 599 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,760 Sure. I'd like that. 600 00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,029 Hi, honey. 601 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,110 What happened in here? 602 00:55:34,570 --> 00:55:38,330 Oh, Elaine never showed up. I watched a movie on cable. 603 00:55:38,890 --> 00:55:40,750 Oh. What movie did you see? 604 00:55:41,090 --> 00:55:44,310 I didn't catch the title. Some silly late night movie. 605 00:55:49,070 --> 00:55:49,590 He 606 00:55:49,590 --> 00:55:57,850 tipped 607 00:55:57,850 --> 00:55:59,330 you a thousand dollars? 608 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,500 Must have been one hell of a night. 609 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,040 We didn't do anything. 610 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,400 What are you talking about? 611 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:11,180 Well, we went out to dinner, went back to her place, sat on the sofa and drank 612 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,880 some wine, and I came home. 613 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:16,680 Do you expect me to believe that you sat on the sofa with a beautiful woman 614 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,460 drinking wine and nothing happened? 615 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,360 Why is it so hard to believe? 616 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,320 Just because a man and a woman sit on the sofa and drink some wine does not 617 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,700 automatically mean they're going to have sex. 618 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,280 You know, we should try it sometime. 619 00:56:30,129 --> 00:56:32,810 She's just a lonely woman who wanted some company, that's all. 620 00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:35,350 Hey, whatever makes her happy. 621 00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:37,910 At these rates, we could use the repeat business. 622 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:40,790 Imagine what she would have paid if you'd done the deed. 623 00:56:41,430 --> 00:56:43,670 Well, to be honest, I don't think I can do this much longer. 624 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,840 Start investing our money, right? You won't have to do this much longer. 625 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:08,880 You really want me to continue doing this? It's great money, sweetie. 626 00:57:09,820 --> 00:57:11,700 You keep saying that, but what about us? 627 00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:16,940 What's this doing to our marriage? 628 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:19,400 Our marriage has survived worse. 629 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,460 Let's put it this way. You're probably contributing more to society than you 630 00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:26,380 would be working for one of those big corporations. 631 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,640 That's not the point. You know it. Well, what is the point? 632 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,060 If you could have gotten another job, you wouldn't be doing this. 633 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:35,000 Then where would our marriage be? 634 00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:36,260 Maybe if we moved. 635 00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:38,500 Started fresh somewhere else. 636 00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:39,980 I'm not interested in moving. 637 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,680 We've worked hard for this house. 638 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,560 I worked too hard for this house. 639 00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:45,780 What's gotten into you? 640 00:57:47,140 --> 00:57:48,740 You've never come home like this before. 641 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,820 I don't care what that woman pays. You're not seeing her again. 642 00:58:09,580 --> 00:58:10,580 Hello, Denise. 643 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,020 This is Susan Diamond. 644 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,220 How'd it go last night? 645 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,640 Really? 646 00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:27,840 So, does Denise Smith really have the hots for you? 647 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,260 I told you, she's just a lonely woman. 648 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,920 A rich, lonely woman. 649 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,080 She had a good lawyer and a good divorce settlement. 650 00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,350 But even money can't wipe her sadness away. 651 00:58:39,570 --> 00:58:40,570 And you can? 652 00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,690 If you don't want me to go, I won't. 653 00:58:43,890 --> 00:58:44,890 No. 654 00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:47,670 I've never seen you act this way before. 655 00:58:48,270 --> 00:58:49,270 Like what? 656 00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:54,450 Well, either I'm imagining things, or you really seem to care about this one. 657 00:58:56,630 --> 00:58:58,110 She's just a paying customer. 658 00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,160 No, not really. 659 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,420 What don't you like about it? 660 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,960 I can't understand what they're saying. 661 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,760 You don't have to understand. 662 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,760 Sometimes it's just about chemistry. 663 00:59:45,870 --> 00:59:46,870 What are you doing here? 664 00:59:47,090 --> 00:59:48,810 I had some papers for you to sign. 665 00:59:50,050 --> 00:59:51,550 Okay. Why are you really here? 666 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:53,830 Okay, Susan. 667 00:59:54,190 --> 00:59:55,210 I had to see you. 668 00:59:55,530 --> 00:59:58,090 Last night was very special to me. 669 01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:04,170 Listen, Trey. 670 01:00:04,190 --> 01:00:05,370 I love my husband. 671 01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:07,790 Last night was a mistake. 672 01:00:08,590 --> 01:00:09,950 I can't see you anymore. 673 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,570 Come on, Susan. You liked it as much as I did. 674 01:00:12,930 --> 01:00:14,770 Even if you were just getting your husband back. 675 01:00:15,690 --> 01:00:17,010 This is getting way too complicated. 676 01:00:17,490 --> 01:00:20,070 Oh, it's all right for him, but it's not for you. 677 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:23,590 No, it's not all right. But he's doing this for us. 678 01:00:24,470 --> 01:00:28,230 He must really love you. He's only doing this because I asked him to. 679 01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:31,610 Forced him to, actually. 680 01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:34,190 And now? 681 01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:35,530 I want him to stop. 682 01:00:36,410 --> 01:00:38,270 But I don't want to be the one to tell him. 683 01:00:38,630 --> 01:00:39,690 What if it's too late? 684 01:00:40,910 --> 01:00:43,810 Well, then I may have ruined what used to be a really good marriage. 685 01:00:45,610 --> 01:00:46,710 I'm sorry, Trey. 686 01:00:47,190 --> 01:00:48,590 I love my husband. 687 01:00:50,570 --> 01:00:51,570 You better go. 688 01:01:11,230 --> 01:01:12,490 Never was good at this. 689 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,340 Checkmate. You're too good for me. 690 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,040 This was the one game I could never beat my husband at. 691 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,460 Maybe you've gotten better. 692 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:35,040 Or maybe I just always let him win. 693 01:01:38,980 --> 01:01:40,840 That's why this is so difficult for me. 694 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,640 It's not your fault. 695 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,080 It's okay, really. 696 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,840 I don't mind losing at chess. 697 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:51,920 It's getting late. 698 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,380 Here's a little extra something for you. 699 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:15,020 I feel guilty taking this money from you, Denise. 700 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:16,900 I really enjoy being with you. 701 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:21,240 If I were your wife, I wouldn't let anyone have you for any amount of money. 702 01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:26,420 Good night, Jeff. 703 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:30,980 Sweet dreams. 704 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:36,280 See you later. 705 01:03:13,930 --> 01:03:14,930 And my husband, please. 706 01:03:15,930 --> 01:03:16,930 Oh, hi, Denise. 707 01:03:17,910 --> 01:03:19,130 Sure, let me get my schedule. 708 01:03:20,070 --> 01:03:21,430 What night did she have in mind? 709 01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:25,370 Excuse me? 710 01:03:26,490 --> 01:03:28,130 You want him for an entire week. 711 01:03:30,830 --> 01:03:34,230 Uh, no, that's not impossible, I guess. 712 01:03:37,630 --> 01:03:40,330 You'll have your attorney here this afternoon to negotiate the deal. 713 01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:44,530 I guess I can handle that. 714 01:03:48,770 --> 01:03:51,390 Your friend Denise wants you for a whole week. 715 01:03:51,710 --> 01:03:52,710 A week? 716 01:03:53,610 --> 01:03:57,030 She must really have the hots for you. Want to tell me what's going on? 717 01:03:57,990 --> 01:04:00,910 What do you want me to say? I told you, she's a lonely woman. 718 01:04:01,390 --> 01:04:03,330 Is there something going on? 719 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:05,070 Are you attracted to her? 720 01:04:05,370 --> 01:04:06,510 Do you like her? 721 01:04:07,330 --> 01:04:09,430 Is there something happening I should know about? 722 01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:10,910 We have been over this, Susan. 723 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,240 She hired me and you agreed to it, that's all. 724 01:04:13,820 --> 01:04:15,520 So do you want to spend a week with her? 725 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:16,980 I want to get a job. 726 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,200 A real job. 727 01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:22,580 Hello? 728 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:25,500 Yes, he is. 729 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,640 Last Chance Employment Agency. 730 01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:36,820 Hi, Mr. Devon. 731 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,510 I guess you're wondering why I called you in here. 732 01:04:43,470 --> 01:04:44,470 Take a seat. 733 01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:53,110 I ran into a friend last night. I had such a wonderful time with you. 734 01:04:53,950 --> 01:04:54,950 Excuse me? 735 01:04:56,730 --> 01:05:00,130 You cooperate with me, and I'll get you all the interviews you need. 736 01:05:02,490 --> 01:05:03,490 Wait a second. 737 01:05:03,670 --> 01:05:06,550 How about setting up some interviews for me just because you think I'm 738 01:05:06,550 --> 01:05:08,830 qualified? What's the matter, Mr. Diamond? 739 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:11,620 For your past interview. 740 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,260 Tell you what, Lily. 741 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,420 I'll give you your interview. 742 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:21,660 And you start sending me out on a real job. 743 01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:23,660 What do you say? 744 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,300 Good for you. 745 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:30,700 I think you need to make an appointment with my wife. 746 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,260 I think this is all the equipment we need, don't you? 747 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,160 Help me out. 748 01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:43,350 Faster. Now. 749 01:05:58,310 --> 01:05:59,710 More. 750 01:06:11,690 --> 01:06:12,870 What did you do with your wife? 751 01:06:13,510 --> 01:06:14,510 Come on. 752 01:06:15,390 --> 01:06:16,390 Fuck me. 753 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,140 Now you've caught them. 754 01:08:48,839 --> 01:08:52,220 I'm surprised Nathan needed a lawyer to negotiate the deal. 755 01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:54,649 Only the important deals. 756 01:08:55,130 --> 01:08:56,770 And this is an important deal? 757 01:08:57,170 --> 01:08:58,170 She thinks so. 758 01:08:59,149 --> 01:09:00,450 Shall we get down to business? 759 01:09:01,729 --> 01:09:03,990 Okay. One week. 760 01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:07,130 Seven days, seven nights. 761 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:11,130 Say, $30 ,000 for the week? 762 01:09:11,609 --> 01:09:15,350 We're talking my husband catering to this woman 24 hours a day. 763 01:09:16,050 --> 01:09:17,170 Seven days a week. 764 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,290 This figure's a little light. 765 01:09:22,189 --> 01:09:23,630 I could lose my husband over this. 766 01:09:25,109 --> 01:09:26,770 What, will you lose any sleep over it? 767 01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:28,470 What do you think? 768 01:09:28,910 --> 01:09:33,109 If I was to spend the night with you, how much would it cost me? 769 01:09:33,569 --> 01:09:35,729 Sorry, that's not part of the deal. 770 01:09:39,649 --> 01:09:42,109 I'll recommend $100 ,000 for the week. 771 01:09:47,229 --> 01:09:48,229 I'll be in touch. 772 01:10:01,450 --> 01:10:03,590 A few more tricks like this and we can retire. 773 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,950 Maybe then we can spend a little time together. 774 01:10:07,650 --> 01:10:08,650 Alone. 775 01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:11,470 Are you sure you want to do this? 776 01:10:12,590 --> 01:10:14,110 I mean, haven't we made enough money? 777 01:10:16,410 --> 01:10:17,870 I still have my severance. 778 01:10:18,090 --> 01:10:19,110 We're almost there, baby. 779 01:10:19,910 --> 01:10:21,830 Just don't go falling in love with her, okay? 780 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:24,290 Can you promise me that? 781 01:10:25,570 --> 01:10:26,570 See you later. 782 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,200 We'll take it slow. 783 01:16:05,710 --> 01:16:11,090 If I stopped paying you, do you want to keep seeing me? 784 01:16:17,710 --> 01:16:19,810 How would you like to be a part of my life? 785 01:16:21,330 --> 01:16:23,490 Maybe even run my company? 786 01:16:25,070 --> 01:16:27,350 I could use someone like you. 787 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,530 You said you were looking for a real job. 788 01:16:32,130 --> 01:16:33,190 Are you serious? 789 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:38,140 Well... You haven't committed any felonies, at least none that you've been 790 01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:39,140 caught for. 791 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:47,900 Denise, if I took that job, you understand I wouldn't do this anymore, 792 01:16:48,100 --> 01:16:52,760 right? With me or with other women? 793 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,300 With anybody. 794 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:01,200 Does that include your wife? 795 01:18:07,370 --> 01:18:08,390 I'm so glad you're back. 796 01:18:09,010 --> 01:18:10,770 That was the longest week of my life. 797 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:12,390 I missed you so much. 798 01:18:13,170 --> 01:18:14,170 Did you, Susan? 799 01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:16,790 Or did you just miss the big fat paycheck? 800 01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:27,550 Do you know what it's like knowing your husband is in bed with some woman for a 801 01:18:27,550 --> 01:18:28,830 week and he doesn't even call you? 802 01:18:29,070 --> 01:18:32,030 And do you know what it's like to have your wife negotiating for you to sleep 803 01:18:32,030 --> 01:18:34,090 with other women just because she's desperate for money? 804 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:36,930 We're not desperate anymore, and I don't want you to see her again. 805 01:18:37,390 --> 01:18:38,610 Huh? Or all women? 806 01:18:38,910 --> 01:18:42,910 I want you to get a normal job like everybody else. That's all I ever wanted 807 01:18:42,910 --> 01:18:44,210 do. Then get one. 808 01:18:44,690 --> 01:18:46,350 Denise offered me one. What? 809 01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:49,670 A job. 810 01:18:49,770 --> 01:18:51,430 What, being her little sex slave? 811 01:18:51,850 --> 01:18:53,610 No, she's a lot classier than that. 812 01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:55,810 Fall in for her. 813 01:18:56,550 --> 01:18:57,870 She believes in me, Susan. 814 01:18:58,290 --> 01:19:00,090 And she believes that I can run her company. 815 01:19:00,370 --> 01:19:02,010 You're actually thinking of doing this? 816 01:19:02,350 --> 01:19:05,070 It's better than being rented out to other women by your own wife. 817 01:19:05,570 --> 01:19:08,450 Maybe that's what you should do. Maybe that's what you need. 818 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:13,350 What I need is to have my life back. 819 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,420 I hear you've offered my husband a job. 820 01:19:49,160 --> 01:19:52,500 Your husband is very qualified to run my company. 821 01:19:52,820 --> 01:19:56,120 And for him to have this job, what exactly does he have to do? 822 01:19:56,540 --> 01:20:01,660 Your husband is a very, very wonderful man, Susan. 823 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,740 I guess I would feel the same way if I were you. 824 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,600 What do you propose that I do? 825 01:20:12,740 --> 01:20:18,560 Well... First, you can start by not renting him out to other women anymore. 826 01:20:20,620 --> 01:20:24,260 Marriage is a very fragile thing, Susan. 827 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,580 Kind of like this rose. 828 01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:31,780 If you don't nurture it, it will die. 829 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:36,160 I guess at first I thought renting him out would help our marriage. 830 01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:40,760 I thought it was every man's fantasy to be with another woman. 831 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:44,840 Then we started making all of this money. 832 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,080 That became more important than our marriage. 833 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,500 We should have taken that vacation while we had the chance. 834 01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,640 If I were you, I'd book that vacation now. 835 01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:00,100 Thanks, Denise. 836 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,760 You're welcome. Thanks for everything. 837 01:21:26,380 --> 01:21:27,700 I guess we could go to the Caribbean. 838 01:21:28,660 --> 01:21:30,380 I mean, how bad could it be? 839 01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:35,420 Heard there was someone looking for a wild adventure. 840 01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:38,600 What exactly did you have in mind? 841 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,340 Imagine doing it in the middle of the jungle with only the sounds of nature 842 01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,340 around us. 843 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,360 Stop it. You're swelling the mood. 844 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:31,900 We should start a business together. 845 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,980 And what sort of business were you thinking? 846 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,460 How about catering? 847 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:42,080 What do you know about catering? We could start a business that caters to 848 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:43,080 people's fantasies. 849 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,060 Oh, no. I learned my lesson the first time. 850 01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:47,520 No, not me. 851 01:23:48,260 --> 01:23:50,760 We could hire other people to cater to the fantasies. 852 01:23:52,180 --> 01:23:55,440 How about catering to one of my fantasies right now? 853 01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:56,900 And what might that be? 854 01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:58,960 I don't know. 855 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:00,570 How much are you going to charge me? 856 01:24:02,730 --> 01:24:03,910 How about a million bucks? 857 01:24:05,490 --> 01:24:07,650 I think I might be pricing myself out of the market. 858 01:24:08,350 --> 01:24:10,150 You're worth every penny. 859 01:24:10,810 --> 01:24:11,970 Put it on my tab. 860 01:25:06,610 --> 01:25:11,130 Did I tell you what you mean to me?